Husband Antics

I should have known from the naughty look in his eyes. I should have known from the way he urged me to switch the light off so quickly. I really should know my husband by now. But I genuinely didn't expect a thing until my elbow connected with a soft, cold fabric, and a noise frightened me. I let out a yelp. It was only when my husband's near hysterical laughter reached my ears that I realised it was all planned. Cold, calculated and deliberate. And I fell for it beautifully.

My husband really loves his new whoopee cushion.